Me and my ability to state the obvious

I've come to realize that society's likes or dislikes are based on standars, for example, here in the U.S. people fucking love their pizzas and burgers, while in Korea, people crave their dog soup, and that is because it's what they're used to, but, unfortunately, all that "ethnic and geographic cultural individuality" is going to hell, because most countries want to adopt American culture as their own. It is almost as if the world was a humongous middle school, where all the little wimps want to be like that cool kid, who even though could be considered mentally retarded, he appears to be so unbelievably cool, that he/she is admired by everyone. This, at least to me, is really fucking depressing, because all the world's differences are going down the drain, thousands of years of traditions, forgotten just because believing in Santa Claus and going trick or treating seems cooler than celebrating holidays or just life itself like we used to. I remember this one time, when I was a little 5-year-old and we spent Halloween with my grandmother here in Texas, there were tons of little kids asking for candy, and I didn't know what was going on, I mean at that time, my only connection with American traditions was the holiday specials on Latin Cartoon Network, I was used to celebrating Dia De Los Muertos, which is pretty different from the commercialized traditions celebrated in the United States, and now, when I'm in Mexico in mid-October, all you see on TV is ads about how Wal-Mart (that's another part of America slowly conquering the world) has the best Halloween decoration, and I think: "Fuck! We're Mexico, we don't need any shitty Hallween decoration! we need some candy skulls and flowers to bring to the tombs of our loved ones who have passed away! I don't need fucking candy!". And that's just one of many examples I can mention about other countries adopting American customs, but I'll spare you from that by just saying: PEOPLE, BOTH INDIVIDUALS AND GROUPS, BE YOURSELVES, PLEASE.

Greatest Idea EVER!

So last night I was being a lifeless bastard, reading a blog (which I very much enjoyed reading) from like, 8pm to about 11pm. This guy goes off about subjects that I, personally find rather interesting, such as hipster pussies, world traveling, video games, and pretty much how Americans are retards minus the physical deformities, well some of them.

I read all the entries under the label of "anecdotes", which took me about four hours, because well, I got into it, and laughed, teared, and laughed some more about the things that man has to say. And for the record, I am not being a little bitch that got wet over some random shit some random twat wrote, this guy, even though he makes remarks about Mexicans that make him seem like a xenophobe son of a bitch, and he states that he hates ugly people, as well as fat people, which tell you he's a bit shallow, but hey, the guy has a fucking full functioning brain, that's pretty rare here in the U.S.

As I was reading more of his posts today, I encountered this paragraph that says:
"See, I managed to get through this whole entry without going off on a tangent about overpopulation and bad parenting and underpaid teachers and how you should have to have a permit to have children. I didn't think I could do it. But I will say this: If you're the type of person who says things like "I don't think I'm going to ever have children, I just couldn't bring a child into a world like this one"... If you are aware enough to say something like that, then you are EXACTLY the type of person who should be having children! The world needs your contribution to the gene pool! Take a lesson from Mike Judge, and breed. Breed, breed, breed, for the sake of our future!"

The part that really caught my attention is the one that says, "how you should have a permit to have children".

Dude, that is truly, the most intelligent thing I've read in a long fucking time, I mean, really, fellow resident of the United States, with an IQ higher than 110, look at your classmates/workmates/guy selling dope in the corner, and ask yourself, Do I think we need more of those kind of people not only in America, but in this planet we love? I THINK NOT!, and don't fucking tell me "Oh but more kids are what America needs to continue being the great country that it has always been!", because, no matter how sad I am for bursting your little bubble, America is not a great country, it may have been one back in the day when it didn't whipe its big patriotic ass with the ideals the Founding Fathers first had when they had the idea of making this the best fucking country ever. And also, about the "America needs kids" thing, yes, I couldn't agree more with that, but people need to learn that having kids is a great responsability, you can't just make it and then say "Oh fuck that, I'll just do whatever with it". BITCH! if you do that, your kid is gonna be just like you, an imbecile prick with wrong ideals about everything. People like that really piss me off, little sluts that say "Oh, I'm pregnant, and I'm 13, but it's okay because half the other girls in my school are pregnant too, and as soon as this little piece of dough comes out of my snatch, the government is gonna give me some badass cash, which I won't spend in stuff for my baby, no, fuck that, I am going to my dealer/fuck buddy's house and get high, and then go to the store and buy that awesome G-unit hoodie I've wanted for MONTHS!"

Natural selection should be replaced with selection by the more intelligent people, because certainly the natural way has become a road to ruin.

No offense to you, people from the ghetto, but you need to die.