So last night I was being a lifeless bastard, reading a blog (which I very much enjoyed reading) from like, 8pm to about 11pm. This guy goes off about subjects that I, personally find rather interesting, such as hipster pussies, world traveling, video games, and pretty much how Americans are retards minus the physical deformities, well some of them.
I read all the entries under the label of "anecdotes", which took me about four hours, because well, I got into it, and laughed, teared, and laughed some more about the things that man has to say. And for the record, I am not being a little bitch that got wet over some random shit some random twat wrote, this guy, even though he makes remarks about Mexicans that make him seem like a xenophobe son of a bitch, and he states that he hates ugly people, as well as fat people, which tell you he's a bit shallow, but hey, the guy has a fucking full functioning brain, that's pretty rare here in the U.S.
As I was reading more of his posts today, I encountered this paragraph that says:
"See, I managed to get through this whole entry without going off on a tangent about overpopulation and bad parenting and underpaid teachers and how you should have to have a permit to have children. I didn't think I could do it. But I will say this: If you're the type of person who says things like "I don't think I'm going to ever have children, I just couldn't bring a child into a world like this one"... If you are aware enough to say something like that, then you are EXACTLY the type of person who should be having children! The world needs your contribution to the gene pool! Take a lesson from Mike Judge, and breed. Breed, breed, breed, for the sake of our future!"
The part that really caught my attention is the one that says, "how you should have a permit to have children".
Dude, that is truly, the most intelligent thing I've read in a long fucking time, I mean, really, fellow resident of the United States, with an IQ higher than 110, look at your classmates/workmates/guy selling dope in the corner, and ask yourself, Do I think we need more of those kind of people not only in America, but in this planet we love? I THINK NOT!, and don't fucking tell me "Oh but more kids are what America needs to continue being the great country that it has always been!", because, no matter how sad I am for bursting your little bubble, America is not a great country, it may have been one back in the day when it didn't whipe its big patriotic ass with the ideals the Founding Fathers first had when they had the idea of making this the best fucking country ever. And also, about the "America needs kids" thing, yes, I couldn't agree more with that, but people need to learn that having kids is a great responsability, you can't just make it and then say "Oh fuck that, I'll just do whatever with it". BITCH! if you do that, your kid is gonna be just like you, an imbecile prick with wrong ideals about everything. People like that really piss me off, little sluts that say "Oh, I'm pregnant, and I'm 13, but it's okay because half the other girls in my school are pregnant too, and as soon as this little piece of dough comes out of my snatch, the government is gonna give me some badass cash, which I won't spend in stuff for my baby, no, fuck that, I am going to my dealer/fuck buddy's house and get high, and then go to the store and buy that awesome G-unit hoodie I've wanted for MONTHS!"
Natural selection should be replaced with selection by the more intelligent people, because certainly the natural way has become a road to ruin.
No offense to you, people from the ghetto, but you need to die.
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Oh yes, the first to comment, and I want to make my mark.
Hehe, I even created a Google account for this shizznizz, so enjoy it!
So yes, I'm talking to you on yahoo instant messenger, and I guess I'll just copy and paste what I said about your blog entry onto here.
*ahem* This is what I wrote:
It's actually pretty cool how you're saying, "people from the ghetto, no offense, but you need to die," because you pretty much know how it is down here in the ghetto, and Mexico and such, and it's not just some rich white boy flapping his gums about the things he knows about the ghetto with his BMW sitting right next to him.
I do agree with a lot of what you were saying, and I too have thought about it before, making people pass a certain test before becoming parents. Too many dumbshits breeding with other dumbshits only to create baby dumbshits. My God, it's like their rabbits. And that's precisely why our country is falling to the ground. People lower the standards too much. And this reminds me all too well about that stupid wanna be comedian Carlos Mencia, and how he said people lower the standards too much. What a theif, I can't believe I said something that he said, although what he said is more likely from someone else since he steals everyone else's jokes. Dumbass.
Well anyway, I've just about wasted some time getting off topic, but however just informing you some information in the process. If we make people take such a test, it'll create some sort of downfall and chaos. People will most likely disagree and try to put their two sense in saying," having children is a privalege/choice," while others will agree. And somehow a part of me knows the side that will win is going to be the ones who disagree. I'm not sure why. Perhaps it's because our poor little country is far from being saved and a lot of us are just too ignorant. Not exactly sure. Something to ponder about?
In conclusion, I would like to say that I did enjoy reading your blog, and hope that there will be more to come.
PEACE! :D
-Miss Tootsie
Not only the ghetto people my friend, we all should die, but that ain't gonna happen, so just try to stay alive.
intellectual selection!
hahaha nice blog dude...
mmmm I never thought you could get this sofuckingsmartassintellectual blog... but this rules!
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