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Sunday, December 2, 2007
Saturday, December 1, 2007
Jesus is on MySpace!
I was going through profiles on that thing we all love to hate, called MySpace, when I stumbled upon a scenester's profile, you know, those kids with tight pants that make us think: "... and his balls are where?", and observed he had Jesus himself! on his top 8, on number 2 I must add, because even though Jesus (assuming he actually existed) died for his sins, his girlfriend of two weeks is far more important than his savior. So out of pure curiosity I clicked on Jesus' display image, which showed a plastic figure of him giving the "thumbs up" sign to something, I ignore what. So I go to Jesus' profile, and I couldn't avoid to laugh, the thing was so stereotypical, the headline, the about me, the blogs against homosexuality and other topics concerning his almightiness such as the church, false prophets, pride and of course, Santa. Also on the About Me section, there's a note that says:
"ATTENTION: The one who types on my behalf does not in any way believe that he is or will ever be Me. For more info click on the above link. I will no longer reply to messages about this subject, unless it is left as a comment on the relating blog. Which again you can get to by clicking the link above entitled, "Isn't this Blasphemy?"
The funny thing about that is that this guy signs all he writes as "JC", which I assume stands for "Jesus Christ", and even refers to himself as Jesus or "the one who writes in My behalf" but he makes it clear that he's not Jesus Christ, but does not reveal his identity. Weird anyone?
What is even more alarming is that people leave comments on this profile as if they were talking to the real thing, with things such as:
"hey Lord, just wanted to tell you i love you and thank you for forgiving me for the stupid stuff i do."
Sure, because Jesus reads that.
Or
"supp nigga i way thinkk i should be on your top you kno with how innocent i am and all... i follow the 10 commandments=]"
Homies fo' life JC.
And there's more
"i love u lord and i hope that my family can go to heaven because i have asked u in my heart and my family has too but it is if any of them has denied u lord please lord plz help everyone who has cancer and sickness and plz help all in need of u lord i love u lord and i always will amen"
Pathetic.
You can also find things like "thanks 4 da add" and "Praise the lawd!11!1!"
All these amazing words are written by MySpace users who are often categorized by society as "Jesus Freaks", "Bible Freaks", and "that weird kid who never shuts up with that The End Is Near thing".
I also went to some of the commenting people's profiles, and worried, read things like "I am in love with God" and things of that sort, and noticed they didn't mean it in a friends love kind of way, but as in they're really IN love with Jesus, and that is pretty fucking wrong, people, please, I mean, saying "Jesus, will you go out with me?" is like accepting you have really deep issues.
Also the info about him is really... how to call it ...realistic?
Male
33 years old
Nazareth,
Israel
Status: Single
Here for: Serious Relationships, Friends
Hometown: Nazareth via Bethlehem
Body type: 5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity: Middle Eastern
Religion: Jewish
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
Occupation: Carpenter/Savior of Mankind
Are you fucking serious, dude?
I just give him that he has a good sense of humor, as you can observe here:
"Television: I call that the Idiot Box. Since the croc hunter is with me now, I really have no need for cable anymore. I'm not a big fan of talk radio but I do have a show. Click on the image above to get more info. However KFI has politely asked Me to specify that the one who types is not associated with KFI and the program."
Haha.
"Movies I have to tell you, I don't have much time to watch movies anymore, plus it's almost impossible to find VHS tapes these days. I will tell you, however, that Mel Gibson directed the best film in history: Braveheart. I also recommend that everyone sees Invisible Children"
I thought he was gonna say "The passion".
And he has Johnny Cash as his song, that's pretty cool.
I also read this comment:
"Jesus..where have I been failing? why do I always end up getting so upset and frustrated with people around me? I know that I'm not supposed to look to men, but ain't I suppose to love them? but if I love them, my hearts almost always ends up getting so hurt... help me out... I just wanna spread the seeds..."
What The Fuck!?
"ATTENTION: The one who types on my behalf does not in any way believe that he is or will ever be Me. For more info click on the above link. I will no longer reply to messages about this subject, unless it is left as a comment on the relating blog. Which again you can get to by clicking the link above entitled, "Isn't this Blasphemy?"
The funny thing about that is that this guy signs all he writes as "JC", which I assume stands for "Jesus Christ", and even refers to himself as Jesus or "the one who writes in My behalf" but he makes it clear that he's not Jesus Christ, but does not reveal his identity. Weird anyone?
What is even more alarming is that people leave comments on this profile as if they were talking to the real thing, with things such as:
"hey Lord, just wanted to tell you i love you and thank you for forgiving me for the stupid stuff i do."
Sure, because Jesus reads that.
Or
"supp nigga i way thinkk i should be on your top you kno with how innocent i am and all... i follow the 10 commandments=]"
Homies fo' life JC.
And there's more
"i love u lord and i hope that my family can go to heaven because i have asked u in my heart and my family has too but it is if any of them has denied u lord please lord plz help everyone who has cancer and sickness and plz help all in need of u lord i love u lord and i always will amen"
Pathetic.
You can also find things like "thanks 4 da add" and "Praise the lawd!11!1!"
All these amazing words are written by MySpace users who are often categorized by society as "Jesus Freaks", "Bible Freaks", and "that weird kid who never shuts up with that The End Is Near thing".
I also went to some of the commenting people's profiles, and worried, read things like "I am in love with God" and things of that sort, and noticed they didn't mean it in a friends love kind of way, but as in they're really IN love with Jesus, and that is pretty fucking wrong, people, please, I mean, saying "Jesus, will you go out with me?" is like accepting you have really deep issues.
Also the info about him is really... how to call it ...realistic?
Male
33 years old
Nazareth,
Israel
Status: Single
Here for: Serious Relationships, Friends
Hometown: Nazareth via Bethlehem
Body type: 5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity: Middle Eastern
Religion: Jewish
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
Occupation: Carpenter/Savior of Mankind
Are you fucking serious, dude?
I just give him that he has a good sense of humor, as you can observe here:
"Television: I call that the Idiot Box. Since the croc hunter is with me now, I really have no need for cable anymore. I'm not a big fan of talk radio but I do have a show. Click on the image above to get more info. However KFI has politely asked Me to specify that the one who types is not associated with KFI and the program."
Haha.
"Movies I have to tell you, I don't have much time to watch movies anymore, plus it's almost impossible to find VHS tapes these days. I will tell you, however, that Mel Gibson directed the best film in history: Braveheart. I also recommend that everyone sees Invisible Children"
I thought he was gonna say "The passion".
And he has Johnny Cash as his song, that's pretty cool.
I also read this comment:
"Jesus..where have I been failing? why do I always end up getting so upset and frustrated with people around me? I know that I'm not supposed to look to men, but ain't I suppose to love them? but if I love them, my hearts almost always ends up getting so hurt... help me out... I just wanna spread the seeds..."
What The Fuck!?
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